Friday, August 31, 2007

Quiz: Who dat guy?

No, not the feller on the left. But the other guy is a notorious Montreal original. Clue: they're both now united in death.

Update: We have a winner. Furtive correctly pointed out that the guy in the Goofy jumpsuit is Jackie Kahane, who attended Baron Byng along with a lot of other famous, and less famous, Jewish Montrealers. He was a standup comic and opened for Elivs Presley for something like seven years. Indeed, he did co-write, with Barry W. Adelman, and read the Eulogy at Elvis's funeral, after Col. Tom Parker asked him to. A footnote: he was a writer on Bizarre!, the TV show that made John Byner and Super Dave Osborne.

On stage this week...

... 75 years ago this week the Reeves Sisters Quartet performed their cabaret act at Chez Maurice. These luscious sistas complemented the club's regular troupe, which took to the stage nightly from 6 p.m. until 2 a.m. closing. TV killed the nightclub industry but, hopefully, these gals are still around. Hey Reeves sisters, call us!

Phil Maurice's Chez Maurice was in the Empire Building, 1244 St. Catherine West, between Drummond and Mountain -- a couple of doors east of where Urban Outfitters is today. Club headliners over the years included Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gillespie, Stan Kenton, Cab Calloway and Maynard Ferguson.

Club 888

Didier Serre's Club 888 on St. Catherine and Drummond imported dancers from Thailand and the Phillipines and paid them $500 a month (minus big management commission). They were forced to work 12 hours a day, had their passports taken away and weren't allowed to leave their communal apartment on Durocher except with permission. A journalist wrote an expose and busts ensued. We'll post that article forthwith or forthwithout. Those dancers sure sported high waistbands.

Huguette Marquis and Michel Lessard - then and now







This pair wrote some books together, including the Encyclopedia of Quebec Architecture back in the 70s, and another one about buying antiques. They've grown up a bit since then. But we salute the old photo of her. What a pose! Love the seventies come-hither-bedroom eyes.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

WATN (Where are they now?): Gordon Courtenay

Gordon Courtenay was the last of his kind, a real throw-back. He did a Saturday night live radio show from various nightclubs, notably the Jupiter club in Place Bonaventure and the airport Hilton. Between mock-Hawaiian drinking songs belted out in German, he'd walk around the nightclub with his microphone, typically "hitting on" elderly women by asking them if their mothers knew they were out at this late hour and that kind of wonderful schmaltz. He billed himself as the Happiest Man in the World, which worried some of us (especially since his cause of death was described in his obit, below, as 'sudden'). He's been replaced by Larry Day, another intriguing guy -- more about him some other time.

Here's his Gazoo obit from Nov. 1, 2006.

Courtenay, Arthur Gordon George (obituary)

Gordon Courtenay died suddenly in Montreal on October 29, 2006. Billed on his CFQR radio programme as "The Happiest Man in the World," he was married for 17 years to Mme Claude Bouchard. A well-known Montreal radio and television personality Mr. Courtenay had been with CFQR for 30 years. Prior to that, he had been with CBC-TV in Montreal. Mr. Courtenay is survived by his wife Claude, his son Mark and daughter, Laurel Courtenay, both of Vancouver and two step-sons Nicolas and Olivier Baier of Montreal. Mr. Courtenay also is survived by two sisters, Irene and Eileen Courtenay and three brothers, Kenneth, Thomas and Vincent.

Quiz du jour - what made these two east enders briefly notable?

Y'see Chimples actually came up with this one. He's good. He's also a chimpanzee.
Hint #1. They died together at his apartment on 9 December 2002.
#2 Like about 90 percent of residents of subsidized housing, he paid his rent by automatic bank withdrawal.

Time's up! Here's the antwort!
Jean-Pierre Calce, 36, & Sydney Normandin, 37 died around 9 December 2002 at 505 Prefontaine. Their decomposing bodies were discovered five months later, on 7 May 2003. Cops believe that Calce stabbed her to death but she managed to injure him mortally as well. No flies in the apartment so there wasn't anything really macabre going on as you might imagine. The city strongly encourages people in those units to allow them to withdraw their rents automatically from their welfare cheques, which is the reason the janitor or landlord never knocked on their door. I've been to the apartment. It's not a bad place.

The great meth wars of 1975

Photo: Gilles Forget's bodybag exiting the Brasserie Iberville at the corner of Masson.

The Devil's Disciples gang dealt tons of drugs - specifically speed, more specifically crystal meth - around St. Louis Square.

With the trade came a whole load of killings, approximately 23 to be precise. The bodycount was largely the result of a rift between Gilles Forget and Claude Ellefsen. The gang's murderous ways was evident even before their friendship hit the rocks. Here's the timeline.

May 20, 1974, Claude Chamberland, 39, and his girlfriend, 22, were found shot and barbecued in a burned trailer home in Laval. Chamberland was a swindler who might have apparently offended speed king Claude Ellefsen, 27, (aka Johnny Halliday), a neighbour. It was said that Ellefsen's assistant Pierre McDuff committed the grisly deed.

July 21, 1974 two assassins walk into the Fontaine de Johannie restaurant near St. Louis Square and shoot pushers Jean-Claude Arbour, 26, and Jacques Morin, 26. Such was punishment for stepping on rival turf. One victim's brother, Jean-Paul Morin 21, (along with accomplice Jean-Guy Sirard, 22) sought immediate revenge for the deed and ended up shooting an innocent civil servant, Jean-Pierre Boiteau at 8251 Neuville in Anjou, in a tragic case of mistaken identity.

October 10, 1974 Ginette Caron was found dead in a country field with a bullet in her head on October 10, 1974. It's believed she knew too much about the drug dealing done by the Devil's Disciples in St. Louis Square.

November 28, 1974, Jean Viau, 49, who sold trailer homes in Laval disappeared. Cops believe he kept company with Ellefsen.

The war started full-blast when cops busted a Devil Disciples meth lab in Saint-Alexis-des-Monts in January 1975.

A new lab was required, so Claude Ellefsen combined with Gilles Forget, 28, who had been recently released from jail for selling speed. They duo agree to chip in $22,000 each to build a new meth production facility.

Ellefsen failed to provide his share. Conflict ensued between Ellefsen and Forget.

Firstly, Forget's assistant Phillipe Beerens, 19, went to the Brasserie Iberville and loudly threatened Ellefsen.

January 19 Beerens is found dead at his apartment at 6962 Azilda.


March 30, Forget planted a bomb at Ellefsen's cottage in Piedmont, injuring Ellefsen's bodyguard Pierre McDuff, 32.

April 23, Ellfesen's faction placed a car bomb in a Cadillac on Boyce Street in the east end. Gilles Auger, the car's owner 27, loses an eye.

April 26, Claude Brabant, 38, a Forget dealer who had recently switched sides, was found dead on a country road.

April 29 Forget's gang shot Ellefsen bodyguard Jean-Pierre Aspirot in a shopping center parking lot. They also targeted Ellefsen's top assistant Jose Martindale, 33, with a bomb at his home at 488 St. Francois in Blainville. Children discovered the bomb which contained six sticks of dynamite and 32 ounces of nitroglycerin. It was dismantled before doing any harm.

May 9 The decomposed body of Real Girard of the Devil's Disciples was found floating in the St. Lawrence River.

May 28 Ellefsen's partner Guy Fillion, 25, was targeted with a hail of bullets at his home at 51 Sainte Henriette in Argenteuil. His girlfriend Ginette Pelletier, 22, walked into the wall of flying lead and died. The couple had spent the afternoon with her parents on De Gaspe Street in Montreal. Filion escaped. (Insiders say this hit might have stemmed from a separate feud Fillion was having with cocaine dealers on Lajeunesse.)

June 10, Five young Ellefsen associates are kidnapped from Brasserie Iberville and forced into a Cadillac. Their bodies were never found.

June 12 At 12:45 a.m. at the Brasserie Iberville Gilles Forget and Pierre "Nap" Saint-Jean, 29 are killed, shot 20 times. Jean-Paul Mathurin, (waiter) Gilles Lavigne, (manager) Michel "Mike" Blass (brother of Richard Blass), Armand Auger and Roland Proulx are arrested. The Brasserie's phone lines had been tapped and police were quick to nap the bunch. Blass is arrested at 5594 2 nd Avenue in Rosemount.

July 20, dealer Joseph Minotti, 20, of the Forgets, was shot in the throat and killed by a 12 calibre gun in a drive by in front of the JJ Bar at 3270 Jean Talon East. (His friends Richard Boucher 17 and Daniel Lafortune were also slightly injured in the shooting).

July 17, Renee Larose, 16, disappeared. She was girlfriend of Pierre St-Jean, who had been killing along with Forget at the Brasserie Iberville on June 11.

July 17, Yvon Saint-Pierre, 20, another Forget-faction dealer is found dead. He might've been killed by his own side, as he appeared ready to talk about what happened to the five that disappeared.

July 25, at 8:25 a.m. three armed men locked the 11 occupants (including four employees) in the bathroom and blow up the Brasserie Iberville with dynamite. The bar had previously been known as the Bar Salon Yvon Robert. The hostages escaped death by breaking down the bathroom doors and escaping prior to the blast. Cops blamed the Forget gang.

July 31, Ellefsen friend and bodyguard Pierre McDuff, 32, drove his Corvette out of the Chapleau street garage that he had been renting. Two men with a large red car were parked behind him. One came out and shot McDuff in the face. Cops told reporters that one man "shot (McDuff's) head right off" with a high-powered rifle.

August 24, Jean-Pierre Aspirot was killed at the Astro Bar Salon in the north end. Bikers had been harassing the owner of the bar who decided to shoot Aspirot on that Sunday afternoon.

August 27, Ellefsen confidante Jean Guy Giguere, 34, is shot and killed getting into his car. Some suggest Ellefsen had soured on him.

September 29 Pierre Barrette, 24, Ellefsen's new bodyguard, was found shot dead execution style at home on 26 th Avenue in Rosemount.

A truce begins. After five months of tailing Ellefsen and partner Jose Martindale, police finally find the meth lab in Pointe Calumet. They find 22 pounds of crystal meth.

We are not sure what happened to Ellefsen but one insider tells Coolopolis that he is now in a wheelchair. According to federal prison officials, Ellefsen was sentenced to federal prison until 1983. It's possible he was released earlier.

Police officers that handled the investigation include: Victor Judd, Normand Viens of the SQ, under Raymond Girard; Montreal police's Emile Boire, Jean-Jacques Adam, Gilbert Gagnon.

(References, Allo Police 8 June 1975, page 10, 22 June 1975, p. 8).

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dora Psyrris RIP

Dora Psyrris, aka Theodora Psyrris, was found murdered on des Belges Avenue in Montreal on August 1, 1994, aged 27. The Montrealer of Greek origin had been working the streets. She had no pimp. The double-edged sword, get a pimp and get ruthlessly exploited or don't have a pimp and be totally vulnerable. We believe that the killer was never apprehended but we shall double check.

Bring back U.S. prohibition


One of the things that gave Montreal its old sparkle was the fact that you could get a drink here when the States wuz dry. Back in 1928, the Irving Berlin Co. published a song that summed up the feelings of parched Americanos in search of a good time. It was called...

(Goodbye Broadway) Hello Montreal!

Lyric: Mort Dixon and Billy RoseMusic: Harry Warren; Year: 1928; Original publisher: Irving Berlin, Inc. (Courtesy harrywarren.org)

(sh) Speak easy,
(sh) Speak easy,
Said Johnny Brown;
I'm gonna leave this town,
Ev'rything is closing down.
(sh) Speak easy,
(sh) Speak easy,
And tell the bunch:
I won't go East, won't go West,
Got a diff'rent hunch:

Chorus 1:
I'll be leaving in the summer,

And I won't come back till fall,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.
With a stein upon the table,
I'll be laughing at you all,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way,
And I'll make whoop-whoop whoopee night and day.
Anytime my wifey wants me,
You can tell her where to call,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.

Patter:
Yamo, yamo, I think I want a drink;

Yamo, yamo, there's water in the sink.
The sink, the sink, the sink, the sink, the sink;
The good old rusty sink;
But who the heck wants water when you're dying for a drink?

Chorus 2:
Oh, "We Won't Get Home Till Morning"

Is the best song after all,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.
There'll be no more Orange Phosphates*,
You can bet your Ingersoll**,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.
That old tin pail, that old tin pail,
Was never meant to carry ginger ale.
There'll be photographs of brew'ries
All around my bedroom wall,
Goodbye Broadway, hello Montreal.

Verse 2:
(sh) Speak easy,

(sh) Speak easy,
Asked Tommy Gray;
I must know right away,
Are the gals up there okay?
(sh) Speak easy,
(sh) Speak easy,
Said Johnny Brown;
You ain't been hugged, ain't been kissed,
Till you've hit that town:

[Chorus 1, Patter, Chorus 2]

* Orange phosphates refers to a sweet, non-alcoholized drink.
** Possible reference to an Ingersoll brand pocket watch.

Nobody tipped him off about this: Peter Paradis gunned down on Wellington 1998.


This excerpt from Peter Paradis' autobiography Nasty Business (ghosted by George Kalogerakis) suggests that everybody from bums to top officials at Verdun city hall helped his cause. The photo shows Paradis lying on the pavement after getting shot by Hells Angels on Wellington (can anybody recognize exactly where it is?). He recovered and avoided serious jail time by providing evidence a couple of other bikers. He doesn't tell people where he lives now.

We often met at a Chinese restaurant called Kim Hoa because Renaud had a fondness for Asian food. We had used the Lesage Street clubhouse in the past for meetings but Renaud shut it down because of the bombing attempt.
...
The purpose of our meetings was to exchange intelligence. Both Renaud and I had ordinary people helping us. A mailman used to tell us if he saw anything unusual on his route. So did numerous street prostitutes we knew. A city employee would call me whenever he saw police cars massing nearby Verdun city hall, readying to do a bust somewhere. When I heard from him, I'd call all my dealers to warn them something was up. There was also someone pretty important in Verdun politics who would do business with us. A waitress I knew would listen in on cops talking as they ate and report back whatever she overheard. And I had a friend at the license bureau who I was hoping to persaude to give me the addresses of various Hells people.

Johnny Flag drives metro with aide Lucien Saulnier and Papist powerhouse Card. Leger

Frank Cotroni and Nancy Sinatra

According to the uber-craptastic Ocean's 13, shaking hands with Sinatra earns you eternal honour in wiseguy circles. Montreal Mafia heir Frank Cotroni managed to do just that.

Coolopolis next quiz - who is this and what did he do that was so freakishly unique?


We have another winner - in 1971 Montreal Expos second baseman Ron Hunt set a record that will probably never be broken, he was hit by a pitch 50 times in a single season. For the uninitiated, getting hit by a pitch is the same as getting a walk or a single, so his feat helped the team win a game or two.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Still south of a million in '22


New Coolopolis Quiz of the Day - the last one was too easy - who's this?


Bang on! This is a photo of currently-incarcerated Quebec Hells Angel boss Maurice "Mom" Boucher.

Today's Coolopolis quiz - who was this?

Yes, we have a winner. It is indeed separatist politician Rene Levesque, blissfully unaware of what a pain in the ass he'd become later in life.

Alyson Lozoff's other career


This is Montreal's most beautiful woman. We say this because she has the sashes to prove it. Alyson Lozoff has entered and done quite well in a whole series of beauty pageants. It seems to be her hobby. But what you might not know about this seductive young damsel is that she's also had another line of work. She was a rolling waitress at the Orange Julep on Decarie. We believe she's found other work since then. According to the interview, she'll offer to pour a drink on your head if you get too pushy asking for the secret formula of the drink they sell up there. Photo taken from Urbania magazine.Alyson - call us!

Boots Day turns 60 on Friday

Just 5'9" and 160 pounds with his boots on, this post WWII baby from Ilion, New York was described as a speedster with occasional power, although with a physique like that you'd have to use plenty of imagination if you wanted to see him blastin' taters into the swimming pool beyond right field. He played part time in the outfield for the 'Pos from 70 to 74, never racking up any numbers of note, whereupon he disappeared...Hey Boots! Call us!

Leo Loiselle's hot biz card

Dow Beer distributor Leo Loiselle didn't just hand out business cards. He offered a hot photo of a local boxer in shorts. This one was found between the pages of an old book sold at the junk shop next to the dump in Cote St. Paul.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

A Sunday slice of Saturday Night at the Bagel Factory


Page 99 of Don Bell's 1972 Montreal classic

The autobiography of Jockey Fleming Chapter 1

Kid Oblay tells how Jockey Fleming began his career as a moocher:

When Jockey and me is only ten years old, I loan from my mother thirty cents to give to that moocher because he tells me he wants with it to buy some pencils and sunglasses. I know from nothing, I'm only ten years old in knee pants. Jockey takes the money and goes to Woolworth's. I see him come out a few minutes later with the sunglasses, some pencils and a tin cup and he says to me I should come with him to Craig and St. Lawrence. So not knowing from nothing, I come with him.

When we get to the corner, Jockey puts on the dark glasses and holds out the cup with the pencils and says to people passing, "Please help me, I'm a poor boy who can't see" that they should throw pennies in the cup. Jockey tells me whenever I see someone coming I should pass in front and throw in a penny, too, so that seeing me, they will feel like a rat and maybe throw in a quarter or fifty cents.

That's how he starts his career as a moocher. Twenty years later when he grows up he becomes King of the Moochers. And he never pays me back the thirty cents I loan from my mother.">

Jockey tells how he moved up in the world

I used to work the Main and St. Catherine, then I burst up to the West End. You gotta go where the class is. And believe me, in my fifty years on the corner of Peel and St. Catherine, I've seen the greats go by. Everybody is nobody unless they know me. But I must admit that people don't always recognize me now because I wear a clean shirt.

Kid Oblay is jealous of me. That's why eh calls me the King of the Moochers. He mooches, too, only I give them something for their money. I always send 'em away laughing... Tell a story about a Little Jewish Guy was dying. Calls all the children over. He says "Children I'm dying Are you all here?" They says "Yes daddy what do you want?" Old Jewish Guy says, "Who the hell is watching the store?"

The Jockey admits that he's the funniest thing in shoe leather.

14 years and still rollin' over in his grave

Colin Gravenor died 14 years ago yesterday. (That's a painting of him by famed artist Mark Ulriksen of New Yorker cover fame.) Gravenor made millions from a couple of parking lots by the Forum, and he bought city and country land when it was cheap. His will was hotly contested after his sudden death.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Alexis Nihon Plaza 1969 ..Belgian tightwad sells his field and insists the new joint bear his name





Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Coolopolis Quiz - (invented by Chimples the increasingly intelligent chimp)

There's a Montreal connection - can you guess it? +
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? Time's up. Here's your antwort. In the Bourne Ultimatum the CIA freaks out when it hears Operation Blackfriar discussed via Echelon telephone surveillance. In reality Blackfriar is known as a bridge in London where Montrealer Carlo Calvi's father was murdered. Carlo has kept the case alive for decades and the name Blackfriar has acquired an eerie, evil cache, largely thanks to the efforts of Mr. Calvi.

Mmmmm, Westmount MELONS

Westmount was "famous for its melons" in the 19th century.

That's according to John Udy, Con U urban-planning prof and Lower Westmounter. (See his 2004 book, Man Makes the City).

A century later, Westmount melons of another variety were becoming famous all over again, thanks in part to Udy himself.

That's because his two swell-looking daughters, Helene and Claudia, were making their mark in T & A cinema. Witness the younger Helene, who went on to a successful career in Hollywood TV and real estate. Seen here in a teeny weeny green bikini, she's at her nubile perkiest in this scene from 1979's Made-In-Quebec flick Pinball Summer.

Quebec's Hitler

Labour Club Fusion into Fascist body is held probable
imminent possibility, declares Chalifoux at QFLC Executive Meeting -
People vs. politicians -says members of FLCC Desire Merger Despit Leaders Statements to Contrary
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Merger of the Quebec Federation of Labor Clubs, under J. Anaclet Chalifoux, Fascist candidate in the Provincial by-election of Jacques Cartier, and the Federation of Labor Clubs of Canada, under J.C.Rancourt and Diegeno Maille, and baptism of the joint politico-labor movement as the Canadian Fascist Association, is an imminent possibility, it was announced last night at a meeting of the executive officers of the former organization last night at 29 St. James street west.
"This fusion," Mr. Chalifoux announced, "will join practically all labor clubs on the Island of Montreal, and in leading cities of Quebec, in a movement destined to truly promote the interests of the people as against that of the politicians. We will have an electral force of upwards of 125,000 people behind us as a start, and we will place candidates in muiicipal elections in Montreal, and in Federal and Provincial elections, with the banner of Canadian Fascism to the fore!"

Both Messrs. Rancourt and Maille, heads of the Federation of Labour Clubs of Canada, oppose the merger, Mr. Chalifoux stated, and have stated so publicly. "But members of their federation are not behind them in this," he added. "They want the merger and it will be place, and we will leave both of them on the outside looking in."

Houde is discussed Discussion at last night's meeting of the executive of the Chalifoux organization was, for a time devoted to the questions as to whether or not Camilien Houde, ex Mayor who recently disowned M. Duplesss, K.C. as party leader quit the Conservative Party, be admitted to the new party "if he seeks as mission.

Mr. Chalifoux admitted and stating that "while there is little possibility of our ...
Chair Chalifoux as Quebec Hitler
Makes Retort to Bennett on Waves and Hours Statement
2 September 1933 Montreal Gazette
Claiming to represent a total of 125,000 members of the Federation of Labor Clubs of the Province of Quebec, delegates to a meeting of the Feeration last night unanimously re-elected J. Anaclet Chalifoux as their president for a five-yera term.

Scenes of enthusiasm prevailed at the headquarters, 29 St. James street west, as the "brown shirts" and the women's auxiliary of federation acclaimed their leader s the Canadian Fascist leader. Hoisted on to the shoulders of stalwart supporters, Chalifoux was taken around the hall, arm raised a la Hitler.

Previous to the elections of officers Mr. Chalifoux gave a brief resume of the doings of the Federation since its inception last year. Salient achievements he set out as follows: perfect accord amount 125,000 citizens of Montreal and district to fight to the bitter end for ameliorated conditions for the labor man: his own arrests and subsequent liberations and vindication; the pilgrimage to St. Joseph's oratory to ask "the patron saint of Labor" to bring the crisis to an end and more particularly to rid the country of frowsy politicians and the convention in Jacques Cartier county at which 3,000 supporters chose him as the standard-bearer in that county in the forthcoming provincial by election.

In parenthesis Chalifoux added: "In reference to Premier Bennett's speech last night in which he said increased wages and shorter hours are not for Canada, I would like to say that if these are his sentiments we would just as soon see him as an English Lord."

A new programme of activities to be undertaken was outlined by the president and unanimously adopted by the audience, in the future all treasurers of Federation branches will be bonded so as "not to be at the mercy of politicians who are afraid of the Federation."

J. Alfred Charpentier was elected first vice-president; Rene Aubin, second Vice-president: H. Lafortune, third vice-president: H. Desrosiers, secretary: Cyriac Gauthier, treasurer, and Paul Z. Delcourt, leader of the council.

Chalifoux Chosen for Quebec House
Chosen Candidate of Labor Federation in Jacques Cartier by-election --
Given fascist Salute--Likened to Mussolini, Candidate promises to bring German and Italian systems here
24 August 1933
J. Anaclet Chalifoux, president of the Federation of Labor Clubs of the Province of Quebec, and organization of Quebec's Fascist movement, was selected candidate of the federation in the coming provincial by-election in Jacques Cartier, yesterday by a large gathering of his supporters at a meeting held in a field east of the Cartierville airport. His nomination came in the wake of his denunciation of both the Liberal and Conservative parties at "vultures' strongholds;" his promise that in the next municipal elections in Montreal, the Fascist movement would gain control of the City Hall and his warning to "all political parties: that if, in any future elections, "strong-arm methods are used to coerce the electors or commit fraud," the federation's stormtroopers, its "Guard of Honor," would put the "politicians" to rout.

The meeting started at three o'clock when Mr. Chalifoux put in an appearance accompanied by his lieutenant Paul Z. Delcourt. They walked to the platform between two rows of brown-shirted an brown-capped supporters who raising their hands in the Fascist salute, shouted: "Vive Chalifoux!" About the crowd went members of the federation selling a song-sheet for ten cents. It contained the words of a song entitled "C'est le beau batallion," which, in brief, told about how the people, after years and years of "slavery," found freedom and justice through the federation. As Mr. Chalifoux mounted the flag-draped dais, approximately 100 Italian members of the federation burst out into an Italian song, each verse of which ended with the stirring shout: "Vive Mussolini; Vive Chalifoux!" Mr. Chalifoux beamed.

Mr. Chalifoux opened the meeting, affirming that the assembly's task was to "pick a candidate to oppose both Liberals and Conservatives in the Jacques Cartier by-election."

Said he: "If the world has modernized industry's machinery," he said, "why not modernize political machinery, too?" That can be done by giving the workers greater parliamentary representation W want government to know that there are still men of course and tenacity to tell the political parties that there must be a chance, men determined to fight government for the politics,and demand government for the people."

Of the federation's programme- the chief oc which it would seem,k is "abolition of trusts" - Mr. Chalifoux said that the "Jesuit Fathers have given it their approval, because it leads to the principle of .. of the Papal ency.. of Louix XIII and Puis XI." ... they looked skyward and then turned to his audience and said:

"Their pilots must be Conservative and Liberal both parties hate us." He continued "Yes, both parties hate us and fear us. Premier Taschereau has denounced us; the Conservatives sought to slay us by purchasing the other federation - the Federation of Labor Clubs of Canada - headed by Maille, Rancourt and company. But we still have 87,000 members, and during the next municipal election in Montreal we will sweet the city and oust the political parties from control over the City hall.|

Important problems - "unemployment direct relief, etc." - represented a baseball for the politicians he said. Premier Bennett is the pitcher, Premier Taschereau the catcher, and Mayor Rinfret is at first base. The ball is thrown from Ottawa to Quebec and then to Montreal - "and when it's too hot for our players' fingers, it is thrown out to the field where shades of poor Camilien Houde are jumping about."

He then went on to deal with the federation's programme, and concluded by saying: "The movement will bring to Canada and the Province of Quebec the prosperity of Italy and German; workers follow the great Fascist chief Mussolini!"

Nomination of candidates for the country's by-election then proceeded. The st. Jean Baptiste section of the federation nominated Joseph Martin, ex-mayor of Ile Bizard. H. Lacasse proposed that Ald. Edgar Leduce, chairman of Lachine's finance committee, be the candidate. Raoul Periard, assistant organizer in chief of the federation, was nominated by L. Z. Turcot, while Georges Lauler nominated Romeo Trudeau, J.P. Lestard then nominated Ciriac Gauthier, a former conservative candidate in St. Denis riding while Leon Marceau suggested the name of Paul Delcourt.

But up rose Mr. Delcourt "I declined the honor in favor of our best candidate," he said nominating Mr. Chalifoux himself.

There were, cheers. Rapidly Messrs. Gauthier, Periard and Trudeau resigned in favor of Mr. Chalifoux, Ald. Leduc of Lachine and Ex-Mayor Martin of Ile Bizard were not present.

Up jumped Mr. Chalifoux who hastened to state that he accepted the honor ' -"assuming that the people want me to represent them in the parliament of vultures at Quebec," But, he said, we do not know if Messrs. Leduc and Martin are still in the field: if either one of them wants to be candidate and accept the federation's platform, I am ready to - "

Another aeroplane roared overhead and Mr. Chalifoux could not be heard. He looked skywards again and then shouted amid laughter "That's Camilien Houde's brother-in-law!"

He continued: "I am ready to resign in their favor. But one thing be is sure, if I am the candidate, I will fight to the very end for you. And our opponents- the Liberal and Conservative politicians - will not be allowed to use any strong-arm methods to steal the election. We will not let them important Chicago gangsters or Caughnawaga Indians to telegraph votes or coerce the electorate. The federation's guard of honor - a well-drilled corps - will put all bandits to rout. "

Photo du Jour: Mountain tram '59

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Beware the Black Hand

Way back before Prohibition in the States gave them an easy way to make money exporting contraband hooch, Canadian no-goods, hoods and thugs got by on nickel-and-dime rackets like extortion, kidnapping and arson.

Seventy-five years ago this week, Montreal was hit by a wave of Black Hand* extortion in which a typical victim would receive a grimly illustrated note threatening death if a certain amount was not delivered.

Here's a wee newspaper item from back then which, oddly, doesn't mention any dollar demands.

(* Not to be confused with the Black Hand brotherhood of Serbian nationalists whose actions triggered World War One.)

BLACKHAND GANG WORKS MONTREAL The Quebec Chronicle Thursday, August 24, 1922

Musicians Receive Letters Threatening Instant Death As Punishment

Montreal, Aug. 23 -- An organized blackhand gang is at work in Montreal, according to reports made to the police. Threatening letters saying that instant death will be the punishment have been received. Pieces of paper with pictures of daggers dripping blood, skull and cross bones, and weird inscriptions have been pinned to the front doors of citizens.

In every case the person receiving letters and papers is a musician. Last night one of the recipients was brutally assaulted. He was hit over the head with a cane which had two nails in the end. The stick is at Detective headquarters.

"This is the last notice. We kill you in twenty four hours. Don't let this go to the police." Signed Black Hand.

This was one of the letters received by Vincenzo Indeluca, of 1655 De Laroche Street. The message bore pictures of skull and cross bones, daggers and other characters. The same man awoke this morning to find a piece of white paper pinned on his door bearing pictures of daggers and saying that [he] would die within the next twelve hours.

Another who has received black hand letters and been threatened is D. Weinberg. Wile returning to his home from work last night he had occasion to pass a large tree. Just as he was opposite a figure dressed in dark clothes hit him over the head with a cane. Weinberg struggled with his assailant and managed to wrest the cane away from the man.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Woman and child leap from ledge

Montreal Herald
February 23, 1933

Woman and child leap from ledge
Police continue investigation into boys’ story of fatal leap- in north-end –
At one o’clock today police were still looking for the bodies of a woman and her child believed to have been drowned in a 100 foot quarry near the corner of Bellchasse and Denormanville street last night. The drowning was reported by two boys who told a dramatic story of having seen the woman. Her child clutched close, plunged over the edge of the quarry into the water below.

The two boys are Paul and Aime Limoges 12 and 13 years of age respectively. Shortly after nine o’clock last night they returned from play and told their father the story. They said they had seen the woman wandering about the streets. They followed her. She walked along Bellechasse street to the entrance of the quarry. They could see her quite plainly dressed in black while the baby was clothed in white. Just as the boy came in view of the quarry and before they could shout a warning the woman clutching the baby to her breast threw herself down the steep embankment. The father, Joseph Limoges of 6621 St. Andre notified police and lieutenant Laliberte relayed the message to headquarters from where it was broadcast. A few moments later Sgt-Det Paquette of the radio squad drove up to the scene. Despite the handicap of darkness and the perilous flooded bottom of the quarry, police searched with flashlights until a late hour last night in an attempt to find some trace of the missing persons. The searched is being continued today. Several residents of the district testified to having seen the woman and the child earlier in the evening one of the witnesses stating that it had appeared as if the woman was trying to abandon the infant.

Things that suck in Montreal

1-Crack hookers demeaning a neighbourhood with their gross behaviour.

2-Staples. Known here as Bureau en Gros. The item documentation that appears alongside products contains no information in English. So when you step to a half dozen scanners or printers, unless you know the French terminology for pixels per inch and pages per minute, you're screwed. We asked the manager of the branch on Sherbrooke just west of Claremont and he shrugged and then suggested that it's because of Bill 101, which of course it isn't. Boycott these lamers.

3-Centre Sportif de la Petite Bourgogne -aka the Little Burgundy Pool. This lovely city-run facility on Notre Dame just west of Guy was conceived with children in mind. There's a shallow wading pool full of rubber duckies, a shallow end for kids and even the deep end is pretty shallow. Except one thing, kids aren't allowed in the place save for a few strangely placed hours a week.

So of course they give you all day on the weekends, right? Nope, in fact, the summer schedule allows kids in from 12:30 to 2:30 on Saturday and Sunday. A mere two hours. They kick the kids out at 2:30 and close the pool for half an hour to take a break from their grueling lifeguarding.

Montreal take note - families are moving en masse to the off-island suburbs, badly managed family facilities that exclude family for all but a few select moments per week ain't helping.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Sherb in the 70s

Zany fashions, long cars and skinny potted trees characterized the early 70s Montreal streetscape. Eventually the trees got buried in the sidewalks, but the space alloted for their roots was so small that they live just seven years on average. More recently the city has started to put in larger underground spots to allow the tree roots to spread and eventually offer us magnificent, large trees right in the sidewalk.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Nuns get locked up

November 1957, 14 Vietnamese nuns and seven French Canadian nuns agreed to cloister themselves for the rest of their lives at the spartan Carmel Belle-Croix in Danville Eastern Townships. They agreed to never leave the premises and have no contact with the outside world for the rest of their lives. Some might very well still be there. Somebody check look in on 'em, it's on Academy Road.

1927 Montreal Athletics baseball squad

Let's gab with the Montreal Athletics of 1927. The team was in a city league until 1912 and then got into the International League, which is AA ball. But the IL affiliation ended in 1917. From left to right starting at the top, Alfred Gabdois, owner, F. Sweeney, Harry Cutter, Ray Cutter, Ernest Lamothe, Wilfred Lapote and Billy Innes (manager), bottom row, Eddie Crutchley, Jimmy Pridham, Harry Musgrove, Timond Jodoin (mascot) Johnny Flynn and Lorne Webster. So assuming that the mascot didn't play, that means there were 11 guys on the team. Eighth inning relief specialists? Forgetaboutit!

Chinese anti police riot 1923


February 16, 1923 - 150 angry Chinese surrounded and assaulted two cops in Chinatown. Constable Ennis felt a bullet fly by his ear, one of ten shot at the cops in Chinatown that night. Constable Thivierge was bit savagely by a Chinaman and was kicked repeatedly by the crowd of 150. The cops were at the club on Lagauch busting a guy named Toy One. They found three containers of cocaine in a match box. Toy One claimed innocence.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Montreal's greatest-ever building 1971 - now gone...

Regardless of what you might think, this building was Montreal's most charming. It was a hotel of some sort. It had real burning lanterns outside on the front wall. Whoever thought of knocking it down was nuts.

The Coolopolis submission to the upcoming immigration inquiry

We've been preoccupied with massive repairs of Coolopolis Towers since the lockout went ugly. Most of the primates that caused this labour problem by taking human positions are now based outside protecting the company from the workers whose jobs they grabbed, leaving a bare boned staff of 29 to create Coolopolis content.

So we won't find time to offer our submission to the 17-city estates general on immigration hosted by GAPW (Government Approved Ponderous Windbag) Charles Taylor (like his T.A. predecessor, the unforgettable Dermot Travis, Taylor likes Bill 101). Taylor's partner is the avowed separatist Gerard Bouchard who also smells like an academic.

We're all aware that Quebec needs armies of frustrated university -educated brain surgeon immigrants to pour our lattes and mop our gay saunas.

But the problem is that immigrants stink up apartment building hallways with food that smells like cabbage. And Australian immigrants bring their Air Supply records that you can hear from the windows. It's intolerable.

We've got to make them integrate into our advanced culture. We've got the highest marijuana consumption in the industrialized world, so they've got to learn how to roll doobie. They've got to get with our program of abortion, divorce, serial monogamy, workplace resentment and get right into our Canada-hating parle-en-francais culture.
But the problem is that immigrants don't want to settle here. It's too cold. Recent Statscan data note that only one immigrant in 15 settling in Vancouver cites the temperature as the big problem. One in four who moved to Toronto consider cold weather to be the biggest drawback.

One in three immigrants to Quebec considers the weather to be the biggest downer. Only one in six considers problems of integration to be the biggie. Only 10 percent say that they like the weather here.

So the city needs to be warmer. We demand the immediate installation of a BFD. A Big Fucking Dome over Montreal. Heated sidewalks and the closure of the Belle Isle Strait would also help warm this place up. What we need is not so much an Estates General on immigration, but rather a huge meeting of great minds to discuss how we can warm Montreal up.

In this effort we've been inputting massive amounts of the most cutting edge weather-control innovation data into the intelligence program of Chimples the Intelligent Chimp and we're hoping that he'll Chair a massive meeting here at the Towers. Suggestions welcome.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Widening the Lachine Canal at the St. Gabriel lock

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Order of the Solar Temple - Coolopolis exclusive interview

In the 90s a Swiss swindler named Joseph Di Mambro cultivated a charismatic young star to carry the torch for his faith-based scams.

Di Mambro's flashy recruit Luc Jouret talked a good game and the duo was soon defrauding people - many in Montreal - of their entire life savings before the whole thing ended in a disastrous and heartbreaking bloodbath that claimed 74 lives here and in Europe.

Luc Jouret's patter revolved around ancient scriptures purportedly revealing secrets of the Knights Templar. It was yet another wookie templar cult. Adherents of other mutations of this silliness had included Princess Grace of Monaco, whose death is sometimes linked to Di Mambro. But Jouret was special. He was a formally trained doctor born in Africa, seemingly truly believing in his ability to create a psychic link to the keepers of much repressed spiritual tradition.

The Order of the Solar Temple spread from Europe to Quebec where their influence infiltrated the corridors of power at Hydro Quebec, where Luc Jouret gave speeches luring people into his goblin universe of medieval apocalyptic nonsense. Hydro Quebec was said to be planning to give electricity to the Solar Temple Cult followers after the rest of us suckers were wiped out by pestilence and plague and all other doomsday things that happen, according to the culties predictions. (So next time Hydro Quebec announces a fee hike, you know what it's really for).

But two things happened. Three actually. Culties started wondering why Di Mambro was buying mansions with their money. They also started wondering why the world didn't seem to be ending, as predicted. Doubts arose. And the third lay in the fact that their esoteric swords and other were cheap plastic junk and that the visions merely cheez-whiz McGyverisms. Even Di Mambro's son and daughter realized the fake factor was too hard to ignore. The hallowed halls were abuzz with disgruntled rumblings.

A cheerful Brit named Nicki Dutoit who sewed the costumes for the group, was the first to be murdered. Her husband the handyman Tony Dutoit managed the cheap shitty plastic props. He was stabbed to death. Their three month old baby Christopher Emmanuel was stabbed to death with a wooden stake. Their crime was that they'd named the baby the same name as Jouret's love child and that made him the antichrist, so they were all killed on September 30,1994 in a rented home in Morin Heights. Also, Tony had been spreading the word that the religion was a hoax. The grisly deed was done by future-suicide cult fanatics Joel Egger, 34, Jerry Genoud and Collette Genoud and Dominique Bellaton, all Swiss. Bellaton's baby was supposedly the chosen baby.

A series of suicides and murders occurred here, in Switzerland and France, as believers thought that they'd be sent to Sirius. Willingly and often less so, they were drugged, had plastics bags put on their heads and were shot. Their corpses were laid out in patterns, such as stars or crosses.

In total the Solar Temple Cult had scored an estimated $93 million from between 420 and 600 members.

Coolopolis spoke today to Solar Temple survivor Hermann Delorme. Prior to spending three years with the Solars, Delorme was a divorced insurance guy living in rural Quebec. He took up archery and through those circles was introduced him to a doctor, a female recruiter. Delorme and here clicked. The woman doctor is still alive and practicing in the Laurentians.

Jouret soon talked Delorme into buying three guns equipped with silencers. After cops busted Delorme for the guns, he lost his shot at the inner circle.

"When I met Jouret he was a very mystical person and at that time I was ready to believe in something," says Delorme, who now makes a living selling French-made imported knives. "I was a little sensitive after my divorce and they seemed to offer something. I got involved, but never with the Solar Temple rituals. I was manipulated by Jouret. He knew what to say to convince me that I was something special and they had chosen me to perform a certain task."

Delorme, however, wasn't moved by Di Mambro, whose cheesy old-style mysticism included telling people what famous person they are reincarnations of.

"Di Mambro was a joke. I didn’t like him. He didn’t like me. I thought he was pure bullshit all the way but people who believed it they took it so far that they just disconnected. I saw their minds skip. He was a manipulator, a first class asshole. I can't understand how anybody could be influenced by that rat faced guy. I just couldn’t see it. I couldn’t relate to him. He was an insignificant little person he was so obvious what he was doing."

Di Mambro, according to Delorme, was motivated by power. "He'd have two or three houses and people serving him, the power, the women, that was it it all comes down to, nothing else. "

But Di Mambro died, apparently going along with the suicide pact, along with his wife, son and daughter. Respected local cult expert Susan Palmer cites Di Mambro's failing health and impending legal problems and rebellious children for his decision to snuff it. But Delorme is convinced that Di Mambro wasn't slated to die, but die he did, October 5, 1994 - a few days after the Dutoits were killed. It happened in Salvan France. Together with Jouret the bunch all died together. Delorme is convinced that this wasn't scripted. "Di Mambro was an unwilling participant in that final result," says Delorme.

Delorme considers Jouret the deeper enigma. "I knew him relatively well. If you go through his life, you'll find something happened, the breakup of an early marriage, a trauma in his childhood, something caused him to become vulnerable and fragile. He tried to hook onto something. In life we're all looking for a life jacket, something to support us."

"Once you start believing the illusions, and become part of it and following that road, at some point there's no turning back. They kept going until they became totally detached and starting believing that they were something else and they took it to the final conclusion."

So is the Solar Temple Cult alive today?

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I know many people who are involved. You wouldn’t believe what’s going on not just in large groups but small communities, little things, they keep it secret but they manage to keep it around. We’re in a funny world where community is hard to find, families are breaking up, as humans we try to connect. We’re not made to be alone, even animals have groups and we need that to a higher level, so if you're deprived of that you’ll try to reconnect with something. That’s where you get caught, when you're fragile and looking for something."

Montreal lags behind in promoting Montreal on ice

Nowhere on Montreal's one and only hockey team does the word Montreal appear. The name Montreal appears far more frequently on opponents ' equipment. In 1960 a guy named Numminen opened Montreal Sports in Finland. He sold it a decade later. His son Teppo, 37, who currently plays for the Buffalo Sabres bought the company back and they company now has 50 employees, plumping out hockey sticks in Finland. About nine NHL goaltenders use the sticks, which have the name Montreal emblazoned large on the front.

Betcha didn't know...


Montreal hockey great Howie Morenz - who embarked on one of hockey's greatest seasons 80 years ago - lived on Jeanne Mance near St. Viateur. Not sure which door but we'll figure it out.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Hotel checks out

If you plant a walking stick in Ceylon, they say a tree will take root. Likewise, if you stare at any building long enough in Old Montreal, it will turn into a boutique hotel. Exceptions prove the rule, however, and here's one that went the other way: Freeman's Hotel, which stood at 186 St. James Street, just east of St. Peter, until it was torn down 84 years ago.
Everything you see inside that didn't get nicked was put up for auction in March, 1923.

The building came down the next month. It was to be replaced by the Insurance Exchange Building, which stands to this day. Molson's Bank, the reddish building on the right of the main shot, is also still there at St. Peter and St. James Streets.

It may not have been swish, but it wasn't a fleabag either. Freeman's, we'll see you in hotel heaven.

Quiz: Which actor's which?

We've got a tough one for ya. Above and below are two famous actors -- but we're not saying which one is which. One is Ontario-born Roy Dupuis, who lives near Montreal. The other is Gary Johnston, Broadway star of Lease and member of Team America World Police.
Leave your guess by clicking on "comments" below.

Alexis Nihon Plaza, circa 1877

Members of the Montreal Field Battery camped out in August, 1877, in hopes of being the first customers at the Starbucks in Alexis Nihon Plaza. They only had 130 years to wait.

Dorchester 1946 - The War Is Over - The Winter isn't!

Ol' time Cookie-Puss, Slitkin's and Slotkin's-era Dorchester wasn't the sterile canyon we know today. Like all of the world's great streets, it was a cornucopia of booze, loose women and illicit gambling dens all of which made it an even more alluring target for demolition by the puritan Mayor Drapeau.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Oooh la la, the Radium Girl

Nude dancer Joan Meller, 24, was in Montreal seventy years ago this month with her little dog, Fifi. A touring danceuse with the Folies Bergeres in Paris and the best New York establishments, Meller had an unusual gimmick that built her a solid following, while putting her very life at risk (isn't it always that way?). They called her the Radium Girl, because she used to powder her body with radioactive radium and perform a glow-in-the-dark act. Although she got a lot of publicity for it, she eventually canned that part of her routine after being hospitalized with radium poisoning. She'd be 94 if alive today.

Montreal to Toronto by bike in 38 hours

CN telegraph messengers Paul Lalonde (centre), 18, and Ivan Morin, 17, pedaled their bicycles from Montreal to Toronto in 38 hours in September, 1938. That's 347 miles in a day and a half, along the old highway. Their mission was to deliver a letter from Montreal Mayor Fernand Rinfret to this wax figure of M.H.W. Waters, general manager of the Canadian National Exhibition (left). A train would have been faster, of course, but who the hell's in any hurry to get to Toronto? What we wonder is: were these guys paid to ride back?

Where you see is what you get

Who hasn't seen the Just for Laughs Gags series? You know, the locally-produced hidden-camera show where "unsuspecting" victims are the targets of practical jokes? It's aired in something like 75 countries. But if you thought the show highlighted Montreal around the world, you'd be sadly mistaken: it doesn't. In fact, custom editions are produced in different countries, so where you are watching determines what pranks and backdrops you see.

Take this naked lady in the Portakabin .. please! You'd never see a stunt like this on North American airwaves. In fact, this version of Just For Laughs Gags was filmed by a British crew and it airs on the BBC.

Here's another, all-too-familiar setup: mayhem with the cops, only in this case they're bobbies. They stop their "unknowing" victim on the high street for some routine paper-checking.

And then some yob cranks up the boom box.

Lo and behold! A bobby breaks into a dance.

And so does his colleague.

Stop! Stop! You're killing me already.

Why it's almost as funny as it is back home ... unfortunately.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Coolopolis OKs The Gazette's taste in blogs

We at the offshore headquarters of Coolopolis enjoyed a pleasant surprise this afternoon when Ruprecht, Her Majesty's Royal Mail carrier, buzzed the downstairs gate, which was unusual -- Coolopolis Towers boasts neither buzzer nor gate. Somehow he did it anyway to impress on us that we should read a certain article in the 14th newspaper down from the top of the pile in his arms.

So we hopped an express elevator down, read the thing and raised an avuncular eyebrow or two. Grudgingly, we have to admit that the item by writer Steve Faguy (whom we know only by his unassailable reputation) has that rare combination of being both scintillating and factual. (Note to selves: Ask Steve if he wants a job at his present salary in offshore dollars -- plus daily chrysanthemums!)

Again we receive our due! As you doubtless know by now, Coolopolis has enjoyed hundreds if not thousands of high-profile endorsements in the past seventy years -- by fellow bloggers (you come first), in lights on the sides of dirigibles (a voltage gaffe is why the Graf zeppelin burned), in Picadilly and Times Square (it was cheap in the thirties), from since-disgruntled employees, and even in spray paint on the back of Jim Morrison's grave (we saw it on Flickr).

But we have never been given our due respects from that organ of uptown civility, The Gazette.
Never until now, that is.

(Note to Ruprecht: From now on, The Gazette goes nearer the top of the pile.)

Tabb's Yard poison shocker

Here's the story that put us off boosting booze for good. On a cold November Saturday in 1873, two young men bearing loads of salvaged firewood on their backs were walking down Alexander Street, when suddenly they came upon the unattended delivery cart of a local druggist. Without wasting a moment, one of the pair -- Michael Flaherty was his name -- dumped his stolen timber on the ground and peered into the wagon. There he saw a nice bottle of what appeared to be port wine.
Now, having a glass of wine wasn't an everyday indulgence for a young man who lived in a Tabb's Yard tenement off Hermine Street (that's near Bleury and Viger today -- see link to 1912 map; the above photo dates from about 1911). Of course, Flaherty seized the bottle and trotted home with his fellow traveler, Edward Hawkey. There they summoned family and friends to raise cheer, drink a toast or two and banish the early winter's cold.

The sweet, ruby liquid tasted quite rare. But as they frittered the flagron away, little did Flaherty and company know that they were drinking more than just spirits. In fact, the bottle contained a mixture of wine and colchicum root, a wickedly potent medicine. Taken in minute doses, it was considered to be an effective treatment for the gout. But, according to the King's American Dispensatory (1898), overdoses of the solution "may occasion serious results."

How serious? They were about to find out. It wasn't long before all the revelers came down with similar symptoms: burning bowels, painful vomiting. Their suffering went largely unnoticed until the next morning, when a neighbour happened to stumble on the pathetic tableau.

The first to die was 13-year-old Benjamin Thayer. Mrs. Hawkey went next, followed by the fleet-fingered Flaherty and wife, Jane Drennan. Fate turned its head on Mrs. Dunn and doctors did not expect William Jenning to survive much longer. The feisty Edward Hawkey, they reasoned, was soon to follow. But first, he was able to recount this tale.

It should come as no surprise that the poisoning case in Tabb's Yard made headlines across the country. The engravings, which depict the dead and dying as they received comfort and care from doctors and religious sisters, are taken from the Canadian Illustrated News of December 6, 1873.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Il pense, donc il est

Kudos to the GLBT vacation folks for taking a budget of apparently zero and turning out an effective promo video. While it may lack glitz (the protagonist's Eureka moment is a bit hard to swallow, so to speak), it does have lighthearted charm. But we're not sure what to make of the last scene, where the guy's poring over David Hasselhof's homepage. What do you think, Chimples?

Life in the Point

Here's an excerpt from Frederick T. G. Lear's nostalgic In My Day The Point Was a Very Different Place, which he permitted The Gazette to publish on Dec 12, 1992. He'd be 96 if he's still going.
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At the outbreak of World War I, my father joined up with the Black Watch (Royal Highland Regiment) of Canada and, in August 1915, we moved to a tiny, five-room flat at 426 Magdalen St., now Ste. Madeleine St., in Point St. Charles. My father could not stay with us, however, but had to live in barracks with his regiment until it left for France in March 1916.

The flat was heated with a kitchen stove and a large space heater. We had running water and electric light. (The house next door had gas lights.) There was a toilet in a "cupboard" between the kitchen and the dining room, and we used pieces of newspaper cut into squares for toilet paper.

Another baby boy, Hughie, was born in October 1916, and without our friendly neighbors I do not know what my mother would have done. We children had colds, measles, mumps, and chicken pox; there were a bungled tonsils operation, a threatened case of tuberculosis and Hughie caught meningitis. But our next-door neighbor, Mrs. Keith, was always there. She even removed some boards from the fence separating our yards so she could come at a moment's notice without having to "dress."

There was a weekly occurrence on our street that we children called the Grand Trunk Races. The Grand Trunk Railway's main shops were in Point St. Charles at the foot of Sebastopol St., only two streets over from Magdalen, and these shops employed a few thousand men. At the top of Magdalen, about a half a block from our house, was a Bank of Montreal.

On paydays, at the sound of the closing shop whistle, the men would literally run up Sebastopol, along Favard St. and past our house to the bank. The younger men and those in good physical condition would outrun the older men, and often there would be some pushing and shoving as they tried to break into the line entering the bank. It was quite a sight, and we looked forward to it.

I must mention a store at the bottom of our street, not because I often went there but because of something that befell its owner, Mr. Hadley.

He was about to retire and had bought himself a brand new car, a rarity in those days. One Sunday, shortly after he had received it, he was driving slowly up our street where three little girls were playing in the centre. On seeing the car approaching, two of the girls ran to the sidewalk on one side, while the third went to the other; but the first two, not realizing the danger, kept urging her to come to their side. She started across, saw the car, hesitated, then ran right in front of it and was killed instantly.

As was the custom in those days, her body was not laid out in a funeral parlor but in her own home and, following the example of hundreds of others in the neighborhood, I went to see her. Not knowing what to expect, because I had never seen a dead person, I was greatly affected as I gazed at her little white, bruised face lying so still. Poor Mr. Hadley was so distraught that he sold the car and never drove again.

At the corner of Fortune and Wellington Sts. stood Grace Anglican Church, and in 1915 I was enrolled in its Sunday school. My first teacher was Edith Powles, whose brother was a missionary in Japan. On his sabbatical, he would come to the Sunday school and tell us about the work of the missionaries in this "heathen" land, and how important it was to fill our Lenten boxes, to help carry on this work.

Beezy Beaver Lake - Photo of the day today

It's a dog's life

From "Canadian Items," The Morning Chronicle (Quebec City), Friday, August 10, 1877.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Boy + priests = tragedy

It's simply a miracle that a mother's heart doesn't stop dead in its tracks when she is summoned to a hospital where her child lies dying.

It is January, 1925. As she raced through the snow on her way to St. Justine Hospital, Mrs. Philippe Galarneau remembered the last time she set eyes on Hector, her bright and handsome eight-year-old son. He was just fine that September morning; more than that: he was a brave young man starting his year at the priest-run boarding school in Huberdeau, Argenteuil county.

The religious brothers in charge of the Orphelinat des Freres de la Merci had reassured Mrs. Galarneau that her son would be just fine in their hands. She was a good Catholic, after all. Such was her faith in the brothers that she also trusted them to take and educate her other son, 11-year-old Philippe, Jr.

But those four months seemed like ages ago. Tonight, as her once-beautiful Hector lay on what would soon be his deathbed at the burn ward of St. Justine Hospital, Mrs. Galarneau had to remind herself that it wasn't all just a nightmare.

And it wasn't: this story is true.

"Mom?" croaked the prostate figure in the bed as she silently walked through the door of the burn ward. It was Hector's voice, but instead of filling her with joy, it shot like ice through your veins.

For silent seconds that felt like hours, she stared at the squirming and sobbing figure. Was that really her son under all those bandages? It sounded like Hector's voice, but how could that really be his body wrapped in yards of gauze bandages? He looked more like one of those Hollywood mummies that were frightening audiences this very night at a downtown motion-picture house.

Deep down, however, Mrs. Galarneau knew it was her son. She took a deep breath and pulled herself together. It was a time to show strength, not break down in tears.

Gently, she asked him: "How, my son, did you go and burn yourself like that?"

"It was Brother Fismond," the young boy replied. "He put me in boiling water because I soiled my clothes."

She could hear he was ashamed and that he was starting to cry.


"The water was very hot, Mom. My toes are all swollen. Take the sheets off my feet."

Before the busy nurses could stop her, Mrs. Galarneau did as she was asked. But instead of toes, she saw a mass of pulpy flesh.

Despair swept over her face. Could she conceal her horror from Hector? She would try.


"But why aren't your hands burned, son?"

Hector answered in a fading whimper:

"The brother pushed me down into the scalding water a second time, Mom, but I pulled myself up by my hands."


Their moments together were numbered. A doctor asked Mrs. Galarneau to leave the room for a while. The poor boy died just a few hours later, on Saturday, January 22.

Early the next week, a coroner's inquiry was called. Boys being boiled to death in Quebec? It wouldn't do at all. There were questions to answer. Who was this Brother Fismond? Was he acting alone? Or was there more to this boarding-school affair than first met the eye?

Coroner McMahon called in the top
religious brother who ran the boarding school.

He was ready.

"Fismond? What Brother Fismond?" asked the school's director-general, Pierre Landuyt -- aka, Reverend Brother Chrysostome. "We don't have a Brother Frismond in our employ. It's Brother Usmar who is in charge of preparing baths for the boys... . He told me that he prepared the bath in the usual way but when he went away to find fresh clothing, the boy must have turned up the hot water."

And so on, and so forth.

Who would you believe?

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Places D'Armes 1925

Our first porno theatre

St. Catherine's got sleaze. Just count all the depantsed-girl portraits that lure underage Vermonters to gape at more than the bubbles in their beer. "It wasn't always like that!" you might harrumph, but you'd be wrong. After all, four decades is practically forever.
For it was way back in 1968 that Le Pigalle became one of Canada's first porno theatres, replacing the bankrupt Strand. Le Pigalle (seen to the left of the Loew's in the '60s postcard below) was the sister theatre of Midi-Minuit, a self-strokehouse at St. Dennis and Mount Royal. So what happened to Le Pigalle? The whole block got torn down and rebuilt as a generic brown high-rise. So people now line up for Basha's saucy kebabs where once they unbuckled their trenchcoats.

A 25-year-old musical interlude


Babe We're Going to Love Tonight, is one of a string of hits that locals Denis and Denyse LePage recorded at Montreal Sound Studios and released to dance-floor acclaim a quarter century ago. They called their act Lime, and they had a few hit disco albums and singles. But, as you can see, they weren't exactly the kinds of recording stars that clubbers could consider slinky and sexy. So a couple of cute blonds with decent vocal cords -- Joy Dorris and Chris Marsh -- were recruited to be their touring impostors.

The main difference between this duo and Milli-Vanilli is they actually sang the material and didn't just lip-synch it.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

May 1940 - you know where - Jacques Cartier Square

Slavery in Quebec

Text of an ad placed in the Quebec Gazette, July 16, 1767.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Saputo Stadium - the next big-O style sports disaster?

When you say Saputo, you think cheese and you think soccer. But not always. In 1964 Giuseppe Saputo tried to sell a part of the company to New York Mafia crimelord Joe Bonanno, who sought to move here to avoid US justice.
Bonanno was living on De Lormier street and his attempt to get Canadian citizenship failed. Saputo said he didn't know of Bonanno's reputation. Plus the Saputos' Utica Cheese Company was revealed to have Bonnano as a secret investor. But the massive CECO crime probe of 1972 showed no links between the family and organized crime. The Saputo cheese company did well and the newer generation gives a big chunk-o-change to soccer. They decided to build a state of the art soccer stadium for their Montreal Impact Soccer Club down near the river around the Bonaventure Expressway.

The complex would have been ready for the recently-completed U-20 world soccer tournament. Suddenly the OIB - the Olympic Installations Board (aka the RIO), persuaded the Saputos to move the project to a spot next to the Olympic Stadium. The facility remains uncompleted. Rather than having a coming out party in a new stadium, Montreal's U-20 games were forced inside the Big O. And the new stadium will be a ho-hum affair as you can see here and located on an ancient burial ground for pro sports. Many question the Saputos' steadfast determination to stay out of the MLS, which has benefited from Beckham-mania. As part of Toronto FC's deal, no other Canadian city can join the league for another couple of years. In spite of its best intentions, Montreal has underperformed in the new soccer reality.

Butcher butchers butcher

One local butcher thought himself quite the cut up, so his colleague cut him up. It was the evening of August 4, 1887. Dennis Carroll and John Connors worked neighbouring butcher's stalls at St. Ann's Market (now the Youville Square parking lot at the foot of McGill St.) but while they may have competed cheek-by-jowl, they weren't always neighbourly to each other. It seems Conners liked to play tricks on the older Carroll, and he pestered the guy for the best part of a decade. But this fine August evening, something snapped inside Carroll and he grabbed one of his knives and took bloody revenge on his tormentor. It was scandalous when it was reported 120 years ago, and still quite gripping today. Here are three press accounts:

MURDER IN MONTREAL
La Patrie, Friday 5 August 1887
"The horrible tragedy takes place at St. Anne's Market"
"Quarrel between two butchers"

Montreal has registered another murder. It's incredible how much sad news there has been in the past week.

It was about seven thirty yesterday, when this appalling drama unfolded in St. Anne's market.

Two butchers, named Connors and John Carroll, respectively, who occupied neighbouring stalls, became involved in a quarrel when suddenly, Carroll flashed a knife and stabbed his adversary violently in the throat, leaving him to die on the cobblestones.

An ambulance from the General Hospital was quickly summoned, but the unfortunate Connors was already dead.

The murderer is an old man of 64 (?) years of age, married, a father, living on College Street, and enjoyed a generally good reputation until this day.

While the arresting officer, Sergeant Senecal, was walking him to the station, he seemed [word illegible] and unable to grasp the enormity of the crime he had committed. He was placed in jail.

The victim, Connors, was 45 years of age. His body was transported to the hospital and then to the morgue.

The reason for the quarrel was explained as follows: Connors, who was much younger than his neighbour, was in the habit of teasing, playing word games at his expense, with the intention of mocking him. Yesterday evening, he wanted to amuse himself at his expense, but Carroll, who it appears was partially intoxicated, suddenly became furious and took revenge for these insults in the terrible manner that we now know.

We saw the old murderer this morning.

He appears to be dreanged. He does not wish to believe that Conners is dead.

He smiles slightly when we spoke to him about the crime and claims that we are making fun of him. He adds that Connors laughed at him for ten years, that he did all sorts of obnoxios things to him and that yesterday evening, he had been drinking before he struck with his knife.

The inquest takes place at 3 o'clock this afternoon.

It will be presided over by coroner Jones. (Translated from the French. -- JDG)

DELIBERATE MURDER IN MONTREAL
Quebec Chronicle - "Canadian Reports"
Friday 5 August 1887

John Carroll and M. O'Connor, two butchers, have not been agreeing very well lately, and this afternoon O'Connor went up to Carroll and said he was doing all the business and he had better close up his stall. This vexed Carrol, who seized a carving knife and ran at O'Connor and cut his throat to such an extent that he died immediately after. Carroll has been arrested on a charge of murder.

Carroll's victim
La Patrie, Saturday 6 August 1887

Dennis O'Connor, the victim of Carroll, was born at Sligo, Ireland in 1834 [? unclear date]. He practiced the profession of butchery here. He was well known and enjoyed an excellent reputation. He raised a large family and had five surviving children. He was one of the owners of parish seating at St. Patrick. O'Connor lived at 2663 [?] Notre Dame Street.
[From the French -- JDG]


Sunday, August 05, 2007

Flags of Balconville

Back in the days before Montrealers won constitutionally-guaranteed access to a dryer and fabric-softening sheets, people hung their wash out their backyards. For some reason, everybody seemed to do the wash on the same day. In Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut called that day Blue Monday. It's not something you see much of anymore and further evidence we're drifting apart. Oscar Edros, a journalist who escaped communist Hungary after the '56 rebellion, took this shot somewhere in Montreal in the summer of 1957. He was obviously interested in the phenomenon of laundry flapping way down the alley -- something that wasn't known in his native land. So whatever happened to Edros? While there is a listing for a P. Edros on Ridgeview Street that year, it looks like he moved on to greener pastures. There's a file in his name at the Holocaust Centre of Northern California. Apparently, he was liberated from a Nazi death camp about 11 years before he got out from under the Iron Curtain.

Public Displays of Affection in the 70s

This photo on St. Catherine is a Montreal version of that Doisneau street kissing shot, except that it displays a guy in brown pants putting a Mad Dog Vachon Neck clamp on a woman in a blue jean suit. It also proves that in the early 70s women were indeed wearing pants, there were movie theatres all over the place and the trees were planted in boxes rather than right into the sidewalk.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Editorial: And justice for Autumn

Iustitia omnibus -- or "Justice for all," to paraphrase Cicero. And that means justice for Autumn Kelly and for all those born under the same star as this fair West Islander.

According to accounts overheard at a fine purveyor of gin near Whitehall in London, Peter Phillips -- who is tenth in line to the British throne and engaged to Ms. Kelly -- will be banned from his rightful succession if her marries Autumn.

Cut off from his birthright? Yes. In the 21st century? Twenty-one times yes.

The real possibility that Mr. Phillips will be severed from his natural rights happens to stem from a rare circumstance of Autumn's birth. A circumstance that was beyond her control. It may be unusual -- in fact, we at Coolopolis Towers have never heard of it before -- but we have learned that Ms. Kelley is a cat lick. The way we understand it is feline mammals are attracted to lingering surface expressions of evapoted saline solutions on her skin.

You may well ask, "Isn't that weird?" But no! The fact that cats (and that includes the royal British lion) seek to put their tongues on the back of her hand, while rare, must be a perfectly natural condition (unverified at time of publication -- ed).

This much is a fact: all living creatures, cats included, require salt. And they will take it where they find it. They find it on her and that's good enough for them. That's good enough for us, too. It's what gives Autumn the special distinction of being a cat lick and may she, and other cat licks, who must be quite busy during this hot spell of weather, be proud.

So you may well ask, "If a cat licks me, does that mean a royal will never put a ring on my finger?" Of course not! By all accounts, Mr. Phillips is unfazed by the British constitutional ban on royals marrying cat licks. It is a testament to his love for this sunny Montrealer, and a potential step forward in his nation's march toward equality across skin types.

It's not as if she's Catholic or anything.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Andy who?

Nowadays we've got hackneyed summer festivals in need of replacement, but back in the day -- and we're talking living memory, like the summer of '42 -- up to 45,000 Montrealers at a time (well, Roman Catholic Montrealers; O.K., French-Canadian Roman Catholic Montrealers) used to roll up their sleeves and march up to Fletcher's Field (that's Jeanne Mance Park to you newbie come-from-aways) in early August and sing the praises of Brother Andre. Who? You know, the guy that built a tit-shaped church on the hill. The guy they put a chocolate-coloured statue of at Beaver Hall and Dorchester. The guy who would pronounce crippled people healed, whip away their crutches, and watch their relatives drag them away. The guy whose heart was kidnapped. Remember? Never mind.

So you think it's hot today?


What in blazes? Sixty-five years ago yesterday, two workers (yes, workers -- as in jobs? as in manufacturing?) were killed in this fire at the Sherwin-Williams plant in Point St. Charles. Three others, including the fireman shown below, were injured. It was caused by an explosion in one of the paint factory's wings. The site at the south side of the Atwater Tunnel is all condos now.

The wounded fireman -- seen here undergoing a French-language test -- was James O'Reilly of Station 5. That's Doc Philippe Riopel of Joan of Arc Hospital (still there -- near the Montreal Chest) on the left, checking his conjugations. But O'Reilly doesn't mind. He's thinking of the ice-cold double Dow waiting for him back at the station.

Scientologists take over Patrie building

Local Scientologists, as we have mentioned, are movin' on out of their 15,000 square foot digs that they've occupied at Papineau and Mount Royal since 1978. The church, which has 200-300 regular members - has purchased the completely-gutted five story, 48,000 square foot, Patrie building on St. Catherine between St. Lawrence and St. Denis. It had belonged to UQAM which bought it for $1.8 million in April 2004. UQAM stripped it bare and the Scientologists have paid $4.25 million for it. The Scientologists had been raising funds for the venture for several years but had only gotten up to $500,000. The central church gave them most of the rest of the money, with a lot of other donors stepping up. The deal is that when they sell the old building they'll be giving those profits back to the central church, which, but the way, also organizes work crews for the renovation.

According to Jean Lariviere, Public Affairs Director of the church, the new higher profile location should help attract members.

A few Scientologists donated over $100,000 for the church, many being locals who moved away elsewhere. But as for whether John Travolta - who filmed his big Scientology epic here - or Tom Cruise who is filming here later this year, gave to the effort, remains to be determined.

"If anybody from Hollywood gave money, well nobody told me," says Lariviere.

Lariviere has never met Cruise and only saw him speak once at a conference in England. He says that church protocol doesn't usually see the big name Scientologists visit the churches in the various cities they visit. "Besides, we don't really have anything to show him because our current locale isn't spectacular, it isn't particularly pretty to see, we'd love to see him but from what I understand when they come to town they have things to do."

The church is hoping to get the new building going by next summer or the end of 2008.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Jackie Carter Square mid 70s

You just feel the blast of cold air through this photo. The snapper was so eager to get back into that red Lincoln that he barely aimed his camera. You'll note that the joint at the corner has been replaced. It was once the Silver Dollar saloon and now it's a tourist info kiosk.

Still trying to figure out exactly where this was. Certainly no shortage of crappy small cars and awnings at that address.

I guess the city thought the 76 Olympics was pretty big news.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Autumn in the summer of her glory


This is the suddenly famous Autumn Kelly, 31, of Cedar Park Pointe Claire. She's marrying a high-profile royal and we're thrilled about it. But we're thinking that we need some more photos of her. Coolopolis is ready to pay $50 for any photo of this charming young lady that can be grabbed from an old yearbook, class photo, party, anything. Write us at megaforce@gmail.com

Tom Cruise coming to town - Scientologists upgrading



Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, actor and high-profile Scientologist, who just turned 45 on July 3, is coming to town to film a movie. Coincidentally Montreal's Church of Scientology is upgrading its digs at Papineau and Mount Royal,right on the strip where you can buy used fridges at just about every second door. So the question is simple, did Tom Cruise give the Montreal Scientologists cash to build a new home? Nope. That's what the Scientologists tell Coolopolis. But we'll have more on this tomorrow.

Remembering typedog King

It seems like yesterday, but was in fact 77 years ago, that Coolopolis first employed our animal friends in its typing pool. A few pairs of eyes went misty at yesterday's editorial board meeting when this image of King made the rounds. The 8" X 10" glossy turned up in one of the drawers of senior security guard Sarto "Freshie" Lanteigne's desk after the ol' tippler passed away in his sleep on duty last week. Freshie was crazy about King. But when the constant flicker of newfangled fluorescent lights cost King his eyesight, we asked Freshie to put a bullet in King's brain. It was a business decision, but it smarted -- it did. Freshie took to the drink soon after. [Disclaimer: Freshie was under stress unrelated to his duties. -- Coolopols Legal Bureau.] We're grateful that large primates with chips in their brains have stronger eyes.

Quiz: Where izzat?

There are a couple of clues in the shot for you hawkeyes. Here are a couple more: It's downtown. The Victorian row homes on the left-hand side are long gone and the models are standing outside a now defunct (de-funked, more like it) nightspot called the Speak Easy. So where was this picture taken in the fall of 1972?

Update: Dave guessed correctly. It's Drummond Street, south of St. Catherine and looking towards Dorchester Blvd. The homes on the left were destroyed for parking. The sign that says Angel is not shown completely. The complete name of that establishment was the Blue Angel, which was a legendary country-and-western bar until closed in the fall of 1992. Oh yeah, one more thing. the big, square building on the side of the street opposite the models is the parking garage that replaced the Victoria Rink, site of the world's first recognized-and-organized ice-hockey game about 130 years ago.