Thursday, August 30, 2012

Montreal no-no gets built - dreaded skywalk at the superhospital


You will note that the new superhospital contains a skywalk, overhead passage, or hallway in the heavens, whatever they are called.
  These vista violators long been tacitly banned in our city as Jean Drapeau didn’t like ‘em and veteoed them whenever he got a chance, including one on McGill College Ave. where a new concert hall was going to be built.
  Montreal has left these overhead indoor footbridge building connectors to places like Calgary who can boast about how you can't even see the western sunset because of these blasted urban blights.
   We’ve got our signature underground city connecting our buildings, hit the basement to get to the next structure and buy a pack of gum at the food court run by kindly Bangladeshis along the way. And if you’re that desperate to get from one building to another, walk outside, a little fresh air and sunshine won’t kill ya.
   So lemme tell youze the role I played in blocking a major skywalk thingy a few years ago. It's a tale that demonstrates how much of life is controlled by spin.
   Someone from The Grif called me a few years back irritated that the Irish character of the neighbourhood was being overrun by French students from the local ETS engineering school. The massive influx of French college students was threatening the traditional English nature of Griffintown, he argued.
   He had a pretty good example: when Murray St. was extended north above Notre Dame, it was not simply called Murray. It was given some other name, Jean Destrees or something, under the excuse that there was some sort of little tiny half block at the top with no buildings on it that had gotten that name. So rather than simply adopting the name of the larger entity, some contrived name from a non-street above was used instead.
   So when the francophone ETS engineering school decided they were going to place a wide skybridge over Notre Dame from their new campus to their living quarters, I called ‘em up to query them about the plan, ready to give 'em a little comeuppance and temporarily quell their plans to dominate the neighbourhood.
Hell I needed a story, I needed an angle.
   Now the person who answered me was probably getting paid two, three, four times my paltry $517 weekly salary at the stumblebum Mirror, a paper only perverts knew about or read, but I was no wimp.
    “Um, I'm not sure about the exact plan," she said. "Maybe if you call me later I can check and... oh I see that yes we have that in the plan... why is that a problem? We want to connect the two campuses with a hallway... yes so people won’t have to walk outside.”
   She eventually mentioned that that there was, once-upon-a-time an industrial skybridge connecting buildings at the very same spot a long time ago.
  No sale. After hanging up, I rang up heritage guy Dinu Bumbaru who spoke against skybridges, and then some cranky city politician, maybe Jeremy Searle, who also tsk tsked it.
   The article came out and the skybridge over Notre Dame was never built.
   However had the ETS hired a media person who actually understood how journalists think, the skybridge might have been there today.
   Here is how she should have responded.
   “Oh, yes, you're Kristian Gravenor, for sure I’ve read your articles. I love The Mirror. You know you should come on down here, we have the most incredible expresso machine in my office, I bought it off craigslist, I’ll show you around, maybe you’ll meet Mitsou, she was here to check something out recently. Oh yes, the skybridge? Yes, we’re excited because it’s bringing back the architectural heritage of Griffintown, as it’s a rebuild of an industrial bridge that once hovered over the street. We are returning the architectural heritage to the area, it's an exciting time, we're really proud to giving back to this old neighbourhood. In fact, could you write an article about how we are looking for photos of the old bridge? We think this is a great project and it’d mean so much if your paper would spread the good word. When can we do lunch? I've got a lot of other story ideas I bet you'd like.”
   But you see, she didn’t say any of that, so now the students will never have the joy of walking over Notre Dame in their crusty housecoats while sipping coffee on the way to class from their dorms and most tragically ETS's well-scrubbed future engineers will never be able to go viral walking in the air over Notre Dame in a  skywalk flashmob I’ve-got-a-feeling lip-dub video in support of Tibetan farmers.

11 comments:

  1. I guess you wouldn't be a fan of Minneapolis, where skyways reign supreme. We have an underground city, they have an above-ground city.

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  2. I could be wrong, but I seem to remember that Mayor Drapeau was opposed to such walkways which traversed a city street and not those which were on private property such as hospitals.

    In fact, the largest glassed-in and concrete walkway in Montreal that does indeed cross over a street is the one on Viger at the corner of Cote (west of St. Urbain) which links the Convention Centre (Palais du Congres) and Place d'Armes Metro to Chinatown, Complexe Guy Favreau and Complexe Desjardins.

    Then there is, of course, the well-known pre-Drapeau era walkway crossing over University Street just north of Pine Avenue which connects the MUHC building and the Montreal Neurological Institute.

    More recently, a glassed-in walkway was connected between buildings of the CRIUGM Geriatic Institute (the former Veterans' Hospital) on Queen Mary Road corner of Cedar Crescent.

    One could make a very valid argument that such walkways also function as fire escapes. Imagine being trapped in a building with no way out but down to ground level where the flames and smoke could be more intense.

    In spite of Drapeau's great accomplishments for Montreal, in his declining years he had some pretty weird ideas like banning those sidewalk newpaper vending boxes. I can only assume that he was afraid we might end up like San Francisco where those boxes are an ugly eyesore.

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  3. Anonymous11:33 am

    Montreal has left these overhead indoor footbridge building connectors to places like Calgary who can boast about how you can't even see the western sunset because of these blasted Rocky Mountains.

    There, fixed it for you.

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  4. The skywalk at ETS is already built it connects the dorms on notre dame to new dorms being built behind between barre and william.The new dorm building is ugly as fuck like most newer constructions in the area

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  5. Ugly buildings?

    What about that monstrosity HEC campus on Cote Ste. Catherine Rd., corner Hudson?

    Whoever designed that must have been on a bad LSD trip. How it was ever allowed to be built is a mystery.

    Hopefully somebody someday will realize what an eyesore it is and have it demolished and replaced.

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  6. Given Montreal's "build it and forget it" style of structure maintenance, these things are likely a bad idea anyway.

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  7. Odile Cornouaille9:42 pm

    there are plenty of skywalks around UQAM's science campus behind place des arts.

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  8. Foxie le Renard7:30 am

    hyper-priced condos for the 1% at 312 sherbrooke east has a top floor deck/skywalk between the east and west buildings. The view must be very nice from up there.

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  9. Mangamonger11:27 pm

    >>Then there is, of course, the well-known pre-Drapeau era walkway crossing over University Street just north of Pine Avenue which connects the MUHC building and the Montreal Neurological Institute<<

    Hey, Urban?

    Don't you mean "The Vic and The Neuro"?
    The closest to MUHC I've ever heard a Montrealer say is "The McGill superhospital."
    I'm guessing you're actually new in town.
    The "Montreal Neurological Institute":
    That's the place where, if you look at it from Pine, makes you wonder why they use a smurf hat as a logo.
    The Vic I know. That's the place where they take you to a scanner on a stretcher, bump into the bloody machine, and you find out those floors are very hard. Nice people, anyways. Clumsy, but nice.

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  10. Hey, Mangamonger (neat handle; but wouldn't Mangomonger be a tastier choice? ;-)...

    Expand the Google Montreal street map just above Pine and University and it shows an MUHC building on the west side and the Neuro building on the east side.

    Anyway, for better or worse, each generation seems to enjoy re-christening long-used amd well-established terminology. The latest "groaner" is the upgrading of "used car" to "pre-owned". Arrgh!

    And no, I am not "new in town", but thanks for asking. :-)

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  11. Aastrolib11:32 am

    Hey Urban, Thanks for the suggestion. I Googled the intersection, but see they've changed the logo on the Neuro. I swear it used to look like a smurf hat, but it's been changed since the early 70's when I first noticed it.
    Back then, my dad had a business at 10 Ontario W., and I used to pick up my mom in Snowdon and drive her in to work, often along McGregor(?)/ Penfield(?) and Pine. We'd often see (and wave to) someone we called "the Popsicle stick lady", who was out near the Pine/University corner just about every day, praying to a popsicle stick she held in front of her nose. I guess she was praying- she was always chanting something.

    Anyways, 10 Ontario (I think it's still there, repurposed as condos/lofts 10-15 years ago) is an interesting building: The first five floors are wooden post and beam construction, while the top five floors are concrete & steel! I had a nodding acquaintance with a fellow (named Victor) who had a leather coat factory down the hall from us on the 10th floor. He hired a guy to install some racking, and the poor bugger must have used the wrong powder charge on his Ramset. The stud went into a beam, bounced off a bit of steel, came right out and killed him on the spot.

    Little things that stick in your mind:
    The restaurant in that building had a sign:
    Our coffee is the best around
    Known far and wide all over town
    We make it fresh we sell it fast
    With Wonder Cork the flavour lasts!

    I have no idea what "Wonder Cork" is (or was). I somehow doubt that the restaurant guy knew either.

    Oh, and about "Mangamonger", while I appreciate your yummy near-pun, I do sell quite a bit of manga (Japanrse comics/graphic novels in my store, and I've run out of "Bookthis" and Bookthat" monicker ideas.. So maybe I'll just call myself "Astrolib" for a while, (my store's called Librairie Astro), although I was trying to minimalize commercialism in my posts.

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