Sunday, February 21, 2016

Black market buttocks: the Montrealer with a giant, fake bottom

There's a young woman about town modeling a unique body feature that has been catching eyes.
   The woman, a petite blonde, Caucasian French Canadian woman in her 20s boasts a physical attribute nobody else can hope to match
   She sports a huge, massive, giant, King Kong-sized buttocks.
  We are talking big, really big, impossibly large for her frame.
   Her body is otherwise small, making her hip-to-waist ratio, undoubtedly the most extreme in the city.
  The young woman was determined to have such an attribute for many years.
  She did not seek the body modification for any other person or for any particular strategic benefit, even though she works as an entertainer.
   She simply wanted a big bottom, badly enough to pay a black market clinic in the ball park of $20k.
   The person running the black market clinic, located outside of Quebec but in Canada, did not claim to be a doctor.
   The procedure was primitive and employed a caulking gun and no anesthetic, so there was pain involved.
   Unlike a breast enhancement surgery this backyard gluteoplasty did not entail a sac filled with liquid, rather, the substance is injected right in the backside.
  The procedure is not within the law, so she and a friend - who backed out of a similar but less grandiose procedure -  vowed to keep the location confidential.
   People have died from similar procedures and practitioners have been arrested and charged.
   The exact nature of the substance injected was not entirely clear.
   Following the operation the young woman was advised not to sit down for a week, so she slept in a crouched-over position.
   She is, apparently happy with the results.
   From all accounts the young woman is a very pleasant person and otherwise normal.
   We at Coolopolis celebrate people who make this city more interesting, as long as what they do causes no (or very little) harm. We do not wish to castigate people for seeking to be different. We wish this woman well.
    We will keep getting to the bottom of this story and get back to you with developments.

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