Santa is ded

In 1999 somebody peeked down the chimney of this building at 5910 5 th Avenue at Rosemount and noticed something strange inside. It was a man's dead body, completely mummified. Investigators concluded that it had been there since 1993. The body was found head upwards, so cops thought it wasn't a murder because a murderer would have placed a body head down. That's what I generally do. It remains a mystery to many, but perhaps not all. The only other time cops had found a dead body stuffed into a chimney in Montreal was when some junkies were sitting around with a friend who died of an o.d. and they disposed of the defunct body down a chimney. I wonder what it would be like if Dick Van Dyke (aka Penis Van Lesbian) had discovered the body. Would he still be all "I duz wot I lovez and lovez wot I do?"