$5 store at St. Pat and Bridge

Heard raves about this Five dolla store at St Patrick and Bridge. It's jammed with doodads that people will think you paid sixteen bucks for and feel bad that they only got you a three dollar present, you'll be able to leverage that 13 dollar gift differential guilt for a year or two. It's run by French Canadians, whose profits benefit us all because they don't get sent to Korea to support Kim Il Jong's re-election, they'll pour their profits into the local economy, trips to the drive in and dinners at all-you-can scarfe buffets and that drips back your way.