Idiots sleep zzz. Coolopolis mine! Me redesign Shiner Towne. Why are no windows there? City blind? City hammer St. Urban Street wider, made big frigid wall. Ugly -- like Place Bonaventure. City anybody home? No pawblem -- Chimples fix. -- Chimples.
Whu-wha? Chimples!!!!! Hey, not bad, Chimpz! (But you need an editor! Two bananas. To your room!)
Places like often don't get permission to install windows because there might eventually be buildings put up on the adjacent land and the city would not permit such a renovation in those cases. In this case it doesn't look like that will happen.
ReplyDeleteThere would also have to be a benefit for the owner to put them in, it wouldn't be cheap. Often the floors above commercial spaces are used for various warehousing. Don't know if those units are lived-in. But why not put in bay windows, or balconies instead?
I knew an Ethiopian guy, a tenant named Solomon Tesfarmarian, who simply bashed out a window through the bricks at 1450 Kinkora. I don't think anybody noticed that he did it because it was on the unseen side of the building. I never evaluated saw the craftsmanship but it's theoretically doable for scofflaws.
Tell Chimples we coulda used him at the helm of Nortel.
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Tell the Chimp that he's added one too many layers of windows on each building. The second one up meets the floor.
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Well, Chimples oughta take a note of Québec Civil Code articles 993 to 996 that explain why you cannot put windows in such a way.
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Chimples has discovered the awesome and unstoppable power of the Clone Stamp. We're lucky there's not 15 floors, and maybe some zig-zags.
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