The Montreal-made Sci-Fi drama Battlefield Earth has earned the Razzie as the worst film of the decade. But that could just the start of our woes. We have now undoubtedly offended certain aggressive and unstoppable aliens. First rule of survival club: never offend the aliens. If the Scientologists are right and intergalactic societies go around enslaving populations, have we not made Montreal a great place for them to start? As if the cheap renewable energy didnt already attract them. There is evidence that the invasion has begun: tossed prominently on the sidewalk after an unsolved quadruple shooting last week were a pair of wigs like those sported by aliens as worn by John Travolta and Forrest Whittaker above. Could this be the start of our further enslavement?
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Has the alien attack on Montreal begun?
The Montreal-made Sci-Fi drama Battlefield Earth has earned the Razzie as the worst film of the decade. But that could just the start of our woes. We have now undoubtedly offended certain aggressive and unstoppable aliens. First rule of survival club: never offend the aliens. If the Scientologists are right and intergalactic societies go around enslaving populations, have we not made Montreal a great place for them to start? As if the cheap renewable energy didnt already attract them. There is evidence that the invasion has begun: tossed prominently on the sidewalk after an unsolved quadruple shooting last week were a pair of wigs like those sported by aliens as worn by John Travolta and Forrest Whittaker above. Could this be the start of our further enslavement?
Speaking of Mtl. movies and Razzies, Ed Norton should've gotten one for pretending to be retarded for much of 2001's The Score. I recall DeNiro mentioning De la Montagne in the movie.
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