..If you are an English-speaking passenger, you require special training to deal with hostile ticket takers, as shown by a recent event in which a metro attendant put a woman in a headlock. Coolopolis recommends that metro passengers learn this useful trick in dealing with a ticket taker who has you in a headlock.
In short, you just stuff your thumbs in their eyeballs.
Good as a free ticket! Happy riding!
Damn right and a boot between the legs. As they lay crumpled on the floor just say "Hows that for not lettin me speaking English!"
ReplyDeleteangry anglo
How about Anglos being exempt from paying fares altogether? Taxation without representation.
ReplyDeleteWe should print a special pass--entirely in English--flash it in front of the cashier and then leap over the turnstiles.
Hand these passes out to all of the students swarming into the Villa Maria Metro and elsewhere, and see who will stop them.
Don't forget to bring your pots and pans, kids! :-)
Headline news I'd love to see!