Village monument overrun by persistent stripper pole dance flashmobs

 These young, alluring leggy showgirls recently bundled up in their black leather and frolicked in that weird little monument in the Gay Village festooned with what appear to be red stripper poles.
   The desirable damsels were gyrating around the poles to promote Maiko Starr's Alternative Fitness gym, whoever she is and whatever that is.
   What they lack in choreography they sure make up for in a willingness to overcome the inclination to stay inside at this time of year and bundle up with a blanket.
    Much as I tried not to encourage this trend, it grudgingly had me to had me reconsidering my support of for an immediate and brutal police crackdown on flashmobs, parkour and ultimate frisbee.