Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Montreal's coolest barista

  These action photos of a Montreal cafe employee demonstrate the correct way to face the winter chill.
   Laugh in the face of the winter cold, taunt it, ignore its pathetic attempt at rendering you miserable.
  I've concealed this young lady's identity but cannot conceal her irrefutable and staggering awesomeness for baring arms in the face of adversity.
  Scientists will one day invent a way to manipulate molecules to allow us to wear spray-on transparent clothing to guard us from the cold.
  At that time we  will all dress like this outside, even on the coldest of winters days, epidermis haters be-damned.
   We shall look back at the days of thick winter clothing as laughably barbaric.
   Keep that in mind when you dress for work tomorrow. We're sick of your sweater. Your office is heated, take off the dorky outerwear and let your skin breathe as natural skin should.

7 comments:

  1. I can't make out the logo on the three cups on the shelf. Wouldn't it be nice to have a coffee prepared by this hottie. Not that cute baristas are in short supply, mind you.

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  2. Anonymous11:07 pm

    Due to the amount of steam produced shot after shot in cafes that use real espresso makers, some cafes are quite hot and humid even in winter ie: Myriade, Picolo etc. and the workers (cute girls)are often exposing arms or shoulders in winter. Though Nespresso would not because they do not have real espresso machines and barristas. Hence I do not go there. Robert

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  3. Anonymous6:22 pm

    what a babe! please tell us the coordinates for that cafe! Downtown, Cote-des-neiges, NDG?

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  4. None of those three places.

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  5. Time for new pictures and hint, until someone find the right spot. Id go 3X a day if there was a barista like that where I live.

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  6. You, sir, rule.

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  7. Saying that it wasn't NDG/downtown or CDN was a hint in itself, wasn't it? You've stopped guessing?

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