Best caption wins a ride on the Beaver Lake paddleboats with Chimples and the Coolopolis interns. You'll have to wait till May to get it though. Put your quips in the comments section.WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! Chimples has studied the suggestions over Christmas and has deemed Tony Kondaks the champion of this inaugural coolopolis caption contest based on the fact that he wrote his full name and didn't write anything so obscene that anybody might get terribly upset. We cannot send out a prize to the winner right now because we are operating on the high seas, docked in international waters due to tax reasons. We shall return to dry land by the end of this fiscal year.
Celine:
ReplyDelete1-"I just can't keep my hands off the exhibits at this wax museum."
2-"You're so hot, even older than Rene!"
3-"I'll put on a referee shirt and you can smack me right in the face."
4-"Two minutes for looking so good, but are you sure you're good for two minutes?"
If I win, I want a laminated print!
-Billy the sKid.
....wanna french?
ReplyDeleteHim: "Some people call me Maurice -- oo wah oo woo. You're the cutest thing I ever did see. Really love yo' peaches, wanna shake yo' tree."
ReplyDeleteMr. Peabody
(apologies to The Steve Miller Band)
I cut my right middle finger nail just for this occasion, I know you old timers enjoy dat dorsal digital inspiration. (inspired by W. Dayton).
ReplyDeleteMaurice: "You seem cute but there's a reason they didn't call me the Pocket Rocket."
ReplyDeleteMaurice: Can I help you retire that jersey?
ReplyDeleteMr. Peabody
"Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
ReplyDeleteCéline: "Have you tried the smoked meat platter at Nickles? 5% discount if you tell them I sent you."
ReplyDelete**Nickels.
ReplyDeleteI'm more of a belle province person...
Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI am proud to win the first-ever Coolopolis online caption contest.
In addition to meeting Chimples, I especially look forward to meeting and mingling with the Coolopolis interns. I assume they will be the three real -- or virtual, as the case may be -- babes posing with Chimples in the photo under the masthead on the Coolopolis main page?
Please be advised that while I enjoy my afternoon prize upon the balmy waves of Beaver Lake it is my intention to recruit the three as sister-wives. We shall then return to my home in Arizona whereupon we will set up compound in Colorado City, bordering Utah, and will be fruitful and multiply.
Chimples can stay in Quebec and hold down the fort.