Tuesday, September 29, 2015

40 troll people living under Mount Royal park

   A young woman was recently discussing how she lives in a cave beneath Mount Royal park with about 40 other people.
    The young woman, who stands about 5'9," sports dark-brown, shoulder-length hair and speaks only French said that her anti-establishment ideas prevented her from living in an actual apartment or legit home of any sort.
   She seemed confused and unprepared for winter and "definitely in need of some sort of mental care," according to one observer.
   The mountain is a massive park and any number of geographical or man-made structures such as the train could feasibly offer some level of shelter in spite of lack of amenities such as bathrooms, bedrooms, plumbing, kitchens, electricity, lighting, Netflix, wifi or vaping supplies.
   But the rent must surely be cheap.
   Coolopolis vows to further investigate the possible existence of a netherworld of anti-establishmentarians living underground in our biggest park.   

1 comment:

  1. Reminds me of this film:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235327/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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