Worship Satan or lose all hope of seeing Chimples!

   An exclusive feature interview in 1994's short-lived Allo Police knockoff called Police Plus saw this Montreal duo, who revealed only their first-names, as to the merits of worshipping Satan.
   No mention of the good things it did for Jimmy Page, but hopefully the Evil One might've helped the glaring fellow on the right battle hairline recession.
   Hey Satan Worshippers, ring Coolopolis when you get a chance, we'll offer you a position as co-receptionists as long as you promise to wear the gowns and say things like,
   "Yes you can drop in on Chimples... but only if you recite this Satanic Curse!" or, "You want to read the meters? Kiss the ring!"