Say no to mafia hitmen riding seadoos

   The Mafia recently attempted to continue its ongoing assassinations of the Rizzuto gang by firing at Raynald Desjardins from a Seadoo. This really does not sit well with me for a number of reasons, mainly because it seems that they aren't taking it seriously enough.
 A few days ago a Mafia hitman cruising along the Back River took aim at Raynald Desjardins, a top member of the local Rizzuto mob whose ranks have been thinned out by Calabrian revenge.
   A gunman riding a Seadoo rode up to where Desjardins was strolling and attempted to shoot him from the water-bound vehicle. 

   He missed. He must surely have been frustrated by that but undoubtedly he enjoyed the fun ride on the water. So when he got home his wife must have asked, how was your day and he replied, well good and bad.
  If I were Desjardins I would avoid going to La Ronde lest the same Mafia hit man attempt to shoot him while riding The Teacup.
   The would-be killer then torched the sea doo, which didn't work because, well it's a Seadoo and it was wet.
   I do not recall this sort of thing being on the Sopranos. I think there should be a tacit agreement that mafia bad guys should wear dark shirts and not try to kill people while wearing speedos. They should leave the sea doo activities to Stockwell Day.
   So I think the public should finally tell the Mafia that enough is enough, it is time to stop trying to kill people while indulging in enjoyable sports and leisure pastimes.