Every folk...kids ring your bell and sing praises to baby Jesus, Santa hauls out his gift bag and sneaks down your chimney ...and everybody eats tangerines in a happy Christmas glow.
It's easy to forget that the world is still an evil place with tons o' bad stuff going on. Here's a pictorial to illustrate some wickedness in the Kweeb.
This woman is one of the many people who have been disfigured by pit bulls. Her face was chewed right off and now she's suing for a hefty sum. Hopefully Quebec will ban dangerous dogs for once and for all. As 2 $hort one rapped, "what're you doing with a pit-bull if you're not selling cocaine?"
The shot on the left is of a woman who took part in a threesome with a man and his wife, er, in 1995. The wife apparently had some regrets and killed her hubby the next day. The photo at right is of a woman whose niece Melanie Cabay was abducted in Ahuntsic in 1994 and found dead in Mascouche. The young girl's killer has never been found.
The guy on the left was photographed groping a woman's buttocks without government permission. We at Coolopolis want to see written proof of consent. He's clearly having too much fun.
The guy at the right lit up a Christmas tree in Abitibi and 46 people died in the ensuing blaze.
So happy holidays but remember the world is still a terrible place!
One of my favourite holiday bringdown headlines was in the Montreal Mirror -- "Finally, a positive story: HIV Positive!" (Ian Stephens gets sick)
ReplyDeleteI hate this season with a vehemence most of your readers would probably not understand. Nonetheless, I would like to say thank you, in all sincerity, for making me appreciate that I do not have a potato for a nose.
ReplyDeleteThat woman who got attacked by the dogs seems to being having a tough time even going out in public as a restaurant she has gone to over the years in her home town don't really want her eating there because other people eating there are turned off by appearance & mannerisms and people are refusing to eat there if she is present therefore costing the establishment money - Sad situation on both sides....
ReplyDeleteAnyways - All The Best in 2012
Martin in The GTA